Launched in 2014, Neutral Ground News is a satirical news and entertainment publication that focuses primarily on the people, places, and things in the city of New Orleans and surrounding areas… when the meds kick in. The website reports heavily-biased and agenda-based New Orleans news and is targeted toward an immature audience. It is not intended for readers under 18 years of age nor those who are dead on the inside.

Neutral Ground News is staffed by individuals who may or may not have been dropped on their heads as babies or inadvertently snort pure beignet powder in their spare time. Either way, their writers possess a unique outlook on the world — often one that does not align with reality and which some readers may find amusing-ish.

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  • Man sues woman for impregnating him with the flu December 10, 2019
    A Kenner man has filed a lawsuit against a woman for impregnating him with the flu. Curry Roberts, 32, said co-worker Kristy McCall was “out... The post Man sues woman for impregnating him with the flu appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Who Dat Nation (head injury) sidelined for several weeks December 8, 2019
    New Orleans Saints tight end Jared Cook isn’t the only one to be knocked out today. The Who Dat Nation will be out for “weeks,”... The post Who Dat Nation (head injury) sidelined for several weeks appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • 380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans December 1, 2019
    The FBI is investigating a number of shootings across the city overnight that left everyone in New Orleans dead, raising concern that violence in the city... The post 380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns” December 1, 2019
    New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly... The post God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns” appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • $450 million Superdome renovation to include public vote on new roof design November 26, 2019
    The Superdome is getting a makeover and that includes a new ‘do. The planned $450 million renovation was unveiled last week, giving a glimpse of... The post $450 million Superdome renovation to include public vote on new roof design appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’ November 18, 2019
    After January 1st, Entergy will require all new applicants for a utility account in Orleans Parish to appear in person at any of its offices... The post Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’ appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Top doctor to visit Saints after team can’t stop shitting itself against Atlanta Falcons November 11, 2019
    After one of the most embarrassing defeats of the Sean Payton era and coming against the rival Atlanta Falcons, a top gastroenterologist is en-route to... The post Top doctor to visit Saints after team can’t stop shitting itself against Atlanta Falcons appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Records title for “largest house of horrors” October 31, 2019
    Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero to get their fix of frights as the living nightmare that is New Orleans City Hall... The post New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Records title for “largest house of horrors” appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 110,115th day in a row October 29, 2019
    While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Wednesday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 110,115th consecutive... The post New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 110,115th day in a row appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Cox announces upgrades for New Orleans that will triple billing speeds October 23, 2019
    Aside from the announcement to limit data for home internet users in Louisiana, Cox Communications has also revealed plans for a major system upgrade in... The post Cox announces upgrades for New Orleans that will triple billing speeds appeared first on Neutral Ground News.