Launched in 2014, Neutral Ground News is a satirical news and entertainment publication that focuses primarily on the people, places, and things in the city of New Orleans and surrounding areas… when the meds kick in. The website reports heavily-biased and agenda-based New Orleans news and is targeted toward an immature audience. It is not intended for readers under 18 years of age nor those who are dead on the inside.

Neutral Ground News is staffed by individuals who may or may not have been dropped on their heads as babies or inadvertently snort pure beignet powder in their spare time. Either way, their writers possess a unique outlook on the world — often one that does not align with reality and which some readers may find amusing-ish.

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  • City of New Orleans Allows Residents Privilege of Disposing of Own Garbage September 17, 2021
    The City of New Orleans will now allow residents the privilege of hauling their own rotting household garbage to the dump in lieu of already... The post City of New Orleans Allows Residents Privilege of Disposing of Own Garbage appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows August 23, 2021
    A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried... The post Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Last vacant hospital bed in Greater New Orleans available on first-climbed, first-served basis August 17, 2021
    An alarming surge of COVID-19 cases is overrunning New Orleans hospitals, creating a critical shortage of beds for patients. The desperate situation has left just... The post Last vacant hospital bed in Greater New Orleans available on first-climbed, first-served basis appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • New Orleans earns #1 spot on list of top cities for criminals to work August 8, 2021
    Despite Louisiana’s economy being labeled the second-worst in the nation, workers in one industry are living large. New Orleans is the nation’s top spot for... The post New Orleans earns #1 spot on list of top cities for criminals to work appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents July 27, 2021
    New Orleanians having trouble making ends meet have been begging city leadership for relief after months of tight restrictions, layoffs, and dwindling income along with... The post Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • Wife immediately regrets sending husband to grocery store July 14, 2021
    A cautionary tale to wives everywhere, a Lakeview woman’s life flashed before her eyes after sending her husband to the grocery this past weekend. According... The post Wife immediately regrets sending husband to grocery store appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • ‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket July 2, 2021
    Looking to proactively calm the potential reactions of locals, city officials are reminding the public of the Happy 3rd of July event in New Orleans... The post ‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns” June 10, 2021
    New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly... The post God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns” appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • 5,389,402 termites dead after violent weekend in New Orleans May 24, 2021
    The weekend was an especially deadly one in New Orleans as pest control authorities reported 5,389,402 Formosan termites across the city had been killed, including... The post 5,389,402 termites dead after violent weekend in New Orleans appeared first on Neutral Ground News.
  • NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic May 21, 2021
    The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes... The post NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic appeared first on Neutral Ground News.