The Crayfish News

About The Crayfish News

The Crayfish is dedicated to bringing Northwest Louisiana the fakest and least respected news in the region. Our primary focus is to bring entertainment to our readers. Through all the societal differences that exist, entertainment and humor can bind us all together and allow all of us a place to interact without the boring pretense of trying to be influenced. Thanks for taking an interest, but if you don’t like The Crayfish, you can just leave.

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  • Historic Breakthrough After Archaeologists Uncover Even More Dated Crawfish Palace Commercial
    SHREVEPORT, LA – Archaeologists made a groundbreaking discovery Tuesday morning when a local construction company broke ground on a new bank, uncovering a Crawfish Palace commercial old enough to change ... Read More The post Historic Breakthrough After Archaeologists Uncover Even More Dated Crawfish Palace Commercial appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • [Editorial] Bring Alliance of American Football to Shreveport
    Shreveport, LA – The past two weekends, as you were perusing the sport channels and cracking open a tall, cool Budweiser, you may have noticed scores for the new Alliance ... Read More The post [Editorial] Bring Alliance of American Football to Shreveport appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • Mayor Perkins to Make First Visit to Shreveport Next Week
    “Can’t wait to get a John’s Pizza and enjoy that Grapes of Wrath Beer that I’ve missed so much...” Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post Mayor Perkins to Make First Visit to Shreveport Next Week appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • Shreveport Mayor Unveils Premium Subscription Level for Trash Pick Up – Gucci Garbage
    Cancel the Netflix account and get ready to be treated like a VIP, Shreveport style! Got a hot news tip? Reach us on Facebook or on other social media platforms. Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post Shreveport Mayor Unveils Premium Subscription Level for Trash Pick Up – Gucci Garbage appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • Entire Population of Shreveport Calls in Sick, Say Adrian Perkins Made Them
    "The guy was real official-like. I've got a family, but you tell me what I'm supposed to do when a guy in a beautiful, white, Hanes Adrian Perkins shirt like that says you need to call in sick. I’m sorry kids, looks like we’re eating grass this week." Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post Entire Population of […]
  • Quiz – These 10 Questions Will Tell You Where You Should Eat In Shreveport
    Can't decide where to eat? Tell us a little about yourself and we'll match you up with a Shreveport restaurant you need to try Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post Quiz – These 10 Questions Will Tell You Where You Should Eat In Shreveport appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • 8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis
    Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away. Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post 8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • On Verge of Extinction, Brain-Eating Amoeba Makes Way to Shreveport from Bossier
    “Many Bossier City residents have what we call a ‘smooth brain’ and the amoebas have a lot of trouble with that environment.” Twitter/IG: @TheCrayfishNews The post On Verge of Extinction, Brain-Eating Amoeba Makes Way to Shreveport from Bossier appeared first on The Crayfish News.
  • LSU Health, Oschner Health Reach Historic Agreement to Finally Put a Couple More F%#king Windows On This Building
    “When we first drove up here to begin partnership talks, we saw those little windows and thought ‘is this a medical school or f#*^ing Shutter Island?’ Then we saw how half-assed that one side was and knew what our first priority would be.” Twitter: @TheCrayfishNews IG: TheCrayfishNews The post LSU Health, Oschner Health Reach Historic […]
  • City Hall on Cinder Blocks as its Forward Momentum is Stolen
    “The city is in maintenance mode right now. Perhaps if citizens were paying for the millions of gallons of water they were using, which we totally and clearly have on record as definitively being used, perhaps we’d have the money to fix these issues.” Twitter: @TheCrayfishNews IG: TheCrayfishNews The post City Hall on Cinder Blocks […]